
With Halloween only 5 days away, here are a few timely jokes that put a smile on my face, and hopefully will do the same for you!
Q. Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
A. They're a bunch of no bodies.
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
A. He was caught drinking on the job.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts.
Q. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A. He was repossessed.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A. Women can see right through them.
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